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May 20
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drug dog

mathicaspi:

today downtown a drug dog started barking when i passed by.  the policeman asked me to come over and empty my pockets.  inside my wallet the dog detected what the policeman said was drugs.  turns out it was just cocaine residue on the many one dollar bills from the strip club last night.

 you had dolla’ bills left over?

  1. mathicaspi reblogged this from kt-hates and added:
    yes i have dollar bills still. i spent $2 on tomatoes.
  2. kt-hates reblogged this from mathicaspi and added:
    you had dolla’
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