July 2009
1 post
June 2009
2 posts
May 2009
10 posts
“and she told me to wait until everything in my life was going the way it should, and then and only then is when i should kneel; eyes closed, head bowed; and pray. and i smiled at her, knowing that when everything in my life was going as it should, i wouldn’t remember her or anything she ever said to me. how would i remember to pray?”
drug dog
mathicaspi:
today downtown a drug dog started barking when i passed by. the policeman asked me to come over and empty my pockets. inside my wallet the dog detected what the policeman said was drugs. turns out it was just cocaine residue on the many one dollar bills from the strip club last night.
you had dolla’ bills left over?
i just watched Mulholland Drive for the first time
bailums:
and i feel like i got brain-fucked. wowee-wow.
next, you should watch lynch’s ‘lost highway’ if you haven’t already.
5/7/9 →
rocketboom:
Odd Day is today Thursday, 5/7/9 (05/07/09.) Three consecutive odd numbers make up the date only six times in a century.
April 2009
13 posts
while making the trek from downtown back to sandy’s house exactly two weeks ago tonight, the sandster had a craving for chex mix. to address the direness of this issue, we promptly headed off course to a gas station to satisfy said craving. being the kind, loving and always polite lady-friend that she is, sandy asked if i would like anything. without a moment’s hesitation, i walked...
How do we feel about this, gang? →
jennider:
(via kt-hates)
I’m not sure how I feel about it, because at exact moment I clicked on the link, Jesse exclaimed from across the room, “God I’ve really got to take a dump soon!” Now that’s all I can think about.
i’m afraid that may be the standard response elicited from this ‘carb on carb’ action.
How do we feel about this, gang? →
Allergies or Swine Flu? A Story by Sandy Green
mathicaspi:
addicusmarie:
Am I patient zero for the state of Georgia? I don’t even know what flu-like symptoms would be…that’s how infrequently I get sick.
Maybe you have the kissing disease? I had such when Katie and I went to this hookah bar/Indian dance club inhabited by India Barfield and 18-21 year old girls from India. We were all pimped out to various other lesbians by Katie’s...
kari waters is totally rad and just joined tumblr.
i never thought i’d prefer the ferocity of your absence to the kindness in your eyes.
Originally from: http://artlung.com/smorgasborg/how_to_tick_people_off.shtml
How to tick people off
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.”
Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.”
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while...
Watchi have too many queer-loving friends
inspired by recent posts and stolen via facebook from courtney b.
…and there’s a jane lynch cameo at the end
Stolen from Jams:
1) What author do you own the most books by?
Albert Camus
2) What book do you own the most copies of?
Catcher in the Rye
3) Did it bother you that both those questions ended with prepositions?
Nah.
4) What fictional character are you secretly in love with?
Eloise from Uncle Wiggily in Connecticut
5) What book have you read the most times in your life?
The Great Gatsby -...
Thinking About Trends →
Dear God: When I look back on my life, will I view my days as a Twitter whore the same way as the days of ”Where’s the beef?” Shoulderpads?
March 2009
7 posts
