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Brett Bretterson isn’t real.. you made him up in the first grade!
Arrowed!
Remember when you made me this exact t-shirt because you love me!?!!
“and she told me to wait until everything in my life was going the way it should, and then and only then is when i should kneel; eyes closed, head bowed; and pray. and i smiled at her, knowing that when everything in my life was going as it should, i wouldn’t remember her or anything she ever said to me. how would i remember to pray?”
these are incredible. really.
“Auto-tune the News”
the soviet union’s long gone. lOnG GOooOne.
katie couric’s always been my favorite hip hop artist; like, you know; i like all her old stuff before she went big and hit youtube.
thanks, bailey
today downtown a drug dog started barking when i passed by. the policeman asked me to come over and empty my pockets. inside my wallet the dog detected what the policeman said was drugs. turns out it was just cocaine residue on the many one dollar bills from the strip club last night.
you had dolla’ bills left over?
and i feel like i got brain-fucked. wowee-wow.
next, you should watch lynch’s ‘lost highway’ if you haven’t already.
“people that talk to pets more than god” my cat IS godAND MORMONS!
I like this wayyyy too much. I think that’s what I need to come to terms about myself, really getting a sadistic enjoyment out of things like this, the horrible and ignorant things people do to…well mostly other people…however, I think I’m a “Rebellious woman”, a bit of a “Sport’s Nut” and I love that “Sex-Drugs-Rock Music”. My favorite part is that this man wants it known that he is made sick by racists, Jews and homos all at the same time.
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Edith Pilaf
sings Ma Vie en Rice
well played, stephen